Text messages - May 15, 2008

A maid askd for a pay increase. The wife was very upset abt this and asked: "Now Maria, y do u want  a pay incres?" M: "Wel Señra, der r 3 resons y I wnt an incres. 1st, I iron beter dan u." W: "Who said u iron beter dan me?" M: "Ur husbnd." W: "Oh." M: "2nd reson I am a beter cok." W: "Who sed?" M: "Ur husbnd did." W: "Oh." M: 3rd I am a beter lover dan u." W:(reli furius now) "Did my husbnd say dat as wel?" M: "No Sñra, d gardener did." She got d raise.

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Titser: use ‘Anyh0w’ & ‘Any0ne’ in a sintence..

Pacman:
hoy pidru! bkt mu knain ang
‘Anyh0w’ na manuk na ‘Any0ne’ ku jan sa misa pra k Jengkeh?!

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Good Afternoon!  Pinadalhan ni vicki belo ng sulat ang lahat ng gwapo at maganda…

alam mo b kung ano ang laman ng sulat?

d mo alam?

di ka pinadalhan?!
Hehehe! Kawawa ka naman!