Text messages - 1 / 31 / 09

He knows our
burdens and
our crosses.
Those things
dat hurt,
our trials
& losses;
He cares 4
evry soul
dat cries-
God wipes d
tears fm
weeping eyes.
Gud day!

———-

A kind heart
is a fountain
of gladness
making evryone
around brighten
into smiles.
May GOD
bring back
2 u all d
hapiness
u’ve given 2
others
Good morning!

Text messages - 1 / 30 / 09

God is truly wise.
He made sadness
so we’d know joy,
pain so we’d have
pleasure, war so
we’d seek peace,
hate so we can
love and a morning
so we can face a
new day.

———-

God makes us brave
when we’re afraid,
makes us strong
when we are weak,
but most of all,
he teaches us to
hold on to him when
things keep falling.

Text messages - 1 / 30 / 09

Prayer in the
morning means
a day of
power & blessings.
Let God’s
Providence remind
you that He has
prepared the BEST
for you today.
YOU ARE GREATLY
BLESSED…ü
SHALOM

———-

Be
thnkful
in
evry
morning
you
wake
up,
a
brand
new
day
of
your
advnture
in LIFE.
GOD
knws
hw
to
mke
your
day
right.
Luk
up
n
say,
“LORD BE MY GUIDE!”
gud am.

Text messages - 1 / 29 / 09

A “Smile”
is a sign
of Joy.

A “Hug”
is a sign
of Love.

A “Laugh”
is a sign
of Happiness

& a
“GOOD PERSON
like you”
is a sign
of God’s
Blessing!

Take care!ü

———-

“He who gives
should never
remember;
he who receives
should never
forget.
GRATITUDE is
the memory of
the heart!
Always count
ur blessings.
God bless!

Text messages - 1 / 28 / 09

God sprinkles tiny
but wonderful seeds
of blessings on
earth each day…
and I just caught
one that’s so nice
and true…
It’s you!

———-

I might run out
of cute graphics
to send you, but
I’ll never run
out of this:
care for you.

Text messages - 1 / 26 / 09

Trusting God won’t
make the mountain
smaller but it will
make climbing easier.
Hope you will be
able to climb all
your mountains today
and every day. Have
a great day ahead!

———-

God will never leave
you empty. He will
replace everything
you lost. If He asks
you to put something
down, it’s because He
wants you to pick up
something greater.

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Happy New Year!

Maligayang Bagong Taon!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

———-

Feng Shui prediction

4 dis year:

“everything wil b alright!

ayon s mga xpert!

kc daw yr of d “Ox”

kya Oks na Oks!”

“Kung Hei Fat Choy”

Text messages - 1 / 25 / 09

In my prayers,
I lifted to God
your wholeness,
cares & intentions.
May He sanctify
your work, bless
your health and
answer all your
prayers.
Good m0rning..c”,)

———-

Sunrise marks
GOD’S message
of peace, love
 & hope. Sunset
stands for His
grace. May you
always have the
best in between
these 2 beautiful
moments.
g0d blesS!

Text messages - 1 / 24 / 09

P/SUPT: Nasaan
na ung k-9 na
binili ntin?

PO1: Eto po, sir!

P/SUPT: Eh bakit
parang ASKAL yan?

PO1: Ssshhh! Wag
po kayo maingay.
UNDERCOVER AGENT
po yan!

———-

Anu ang gulay na
puti ang color?
Think..Think pa..
PUTitoe!
Anu ang mas puti
pa sa PUTitoe?
Think..Think pa…
MashPUTitoe!:-)

Text messages - 1 / 23 / 09

When God
puts a tear
in your eye,
it’s because
He wants to
put a rainbow
in your heart.

———-

God never
closes a
door without
opening a
window.
He always
gives us
something
better when
He takes
something
away.

Text messages - 1 / 22 / 09

Dear Lord,

Touch the people
I care for.
Keep them safe
& happy.
kdFP them love
& good health
Bless them,
especially
the
one
reading
this msg!
Gud mORning.!!!

———-

Begin ur day w/
Love in Christ
Expect blessings
Share gudnes
Shine lyk d sun
Inspire sum1 &
Never 4get dat
God is w/ u always!
Gudm0rnin.. .(”,)

Text messages - 1 / 21 / 09

No one has traveled
the road of success
without ever crossing
the street of failures.
GOD never promised
usn easy journey in
life, nly safe arrival.

———-

In the ocean of life,
God is our buoyant force.
No matter how strong
the ind and how gigantic
the waves are, we will
not sink because we are
anchored to Him.”

Text messages - 1 / 20 / 09

A meaningful life
CANT be found in
wealth, coz riches
can be taken away.
Not in popularity
for popular people
can be forgotten.
Not in beauty for
beauty is not
permanent,
Not in intelligence,
coz it doesnt make us
a higher creation
of God.

Instead, a meaningful
life can be found in
contentment w d things
we have, from the love
we give & we get from
the people around us &
from faith in GOD who
gives us everything.
Good morning!(”,)

———-

Take one day
at a time.
It’s not how
fast we move,
nor how long
we live…

It’s how we
cherish every
moment with God
in our “HEART”.
c”,)

Text messages - 1 / 19 / 09

Be happy with
what you have…
while working for
what you want…
Remember, a happy
and successful
life…begins with
God and ends for God.

———-

A word of love gives
spice to life. A word
from a friend gives
pleasure and happiness
to the heart. And the
word of God gives
light and meaning
to our lives.
Good morning.

Text messages - 1 / 18 / 09

Little trials
without God
will break you.
Big trials
with God will
make you great.
May you always
find strength
in God’s love
and faithfulness.

———-

God can reach each
falling tears. He
sees the heart that
needs a cheer. He
knows the path that’s
hard and dear. Don’t
ever give up coz
He is near.

Text messages - 1 / 17 / 09

If you keep God
inside your heart,
there is nothing
that will come
into your life
that you won’t be
able to handle.

———-

Sometimes GOD
pushes us to
our LIMITS…
HE tests us
beyond our
ENDURANCE,
because He has
greater FAITH
in us than we
have in ourselves!

Text messages - 1 / 16 / 09

Facing life chalenges
is never easy,we r
strugling in many ways,
God may not give all d
easy ways, but He gives
all d LOVE we need 2
“CARRY ON. “
gud am

———-

Day by day,
we learn to grow.
In growing,
we learn to share.
In sharing,
we learn to care & love.
In loving,
we learn the REAL
ESSENCE OF LiViNG.
GÖD bless. Gud Am.

Text messages - 1 / 15 / 09

Journey to God
starts with one
small step at a
time. He doesn’t
expect you to run
the mile — but
HE promises to
give you strength
to go the distance.

———-

God often uses small
matches to light up
great torches and no
matter how small you
feel in this world,
He has something big
in store for you.

Text messages - 1 / 14 / 09

PROBLEMA NGA
Pasyente: Doc, may
problema ako…
tuwing alas otso
ng umaga dumudumi
ako…

Doktor: so, anong
problema doon?

Pasyente: Eh alas
nuwebe po ako
nagigising.

———-
 
Nag-aapply si Tom
na security guard…
Interviewer: Ang
kailangan namin ay
taong laging may
suspicious mind,
highly alert,
insistent personality,
strong sense of hearing
with a killer instinct.
Sa tingin mo ba
qualified ka?

Tom: Sa palagay ko po
hindi. Pwede po bang
yun misis ko nalang
ang mag-apply?
 

Text messages - 1 / 13 / 09

Real friends are
those who try to
pick you up when
you fall…

… & if they can’t
pick u up,

they lay down right
beside you.. (,”)(”,)

———-

Feel good when
somebody Miss u.
Feel better when
somebody Loves u.
But feel best when
somebody never
forgets u.

Text messages - 1 / 12 / 09

Treat y0ur l¡fe
l¡ke the sea,
y0ur heart as
the sh0re &
fr¡ends as the
waves. It d0esnt
matter h0w many
waves there are,
what matters ¡s
w/c 0ne t0uches
the sh0re. gUdAM

———-

Hey, good morning!
Rise and shine!
As you open your
eyes to greet the
morning sun, I wish
that you would be
well and fine.

Text messages - 1 / 11 / 09

God gave you
a promise that
you wont have
to face life
alone…

for when you
grow weak in
your struggles,
His strength
will prevail
and not your
own.

———-

I can love you
but God can love
you deeper.
I can be a friend
but God can be
your best friend.
I can hug you
but God can
envelope you.
You can cry to me
but God can dry
your tears.
I can hold your hand
but God can carry you.

Text messages - 01 / 10 / 09

ANAK: tay, tan0ng ng
titser nMin kng an0
ang traBah0 ny0?

ITAY: sbhn m0
CARPENTER, anak.

ANAK: an0 nga ung
CARPENTER, tay?

TAY: tagapinta ng k0tse!:-)
Magandang Umaga!

———-

GUARD: sir, ID nyo po?

D0D0NG: eto oh!

GUARD: i-pin nyo po, sir.

D0D0NG: (ngumanga) grabe
namang higpit d2, pati
ipin tinitingnan!

Text messages - 01 / 09 / 09

The nicest place
these days is right
beside your friends.
Usog konti, tabi ako!

———-

Gusto ko na benta
cell phone ko…
lam mo ba?
Gusto ko hagis,
durugin at tadyakan
ang cell phone ko…
lam mo ba?
Gusto ko na panakaw
to… lam mo ba?
Maloloko na ko sa
pag-iintay ng text
mo… lam mo ba?

Text messages - 01 / 08 / 09

Everything in life
is temporary coz
everything changes!
That’s why it takes
great courage to love,
knowing it might end

anytime… But having
the faith, it will
last forever!

———-

I wish n0rmal
people have a
heart that
vampires do.

Once they fall
in love..

They NEVER fall out
of love…

Text messages - 01 / 07 /09

Ttser: Magbigay
ng halimbawa ng
may number.

Juan: Cell, clock,
calqlator at remote.

Ttser: Very good!
Ano pa?

Juan: Si ERAP,
may number 2,
3, 4 etc.:-)
.toink…!

———-

ERAP: (galit na
galit) there have
been a lot of
allegations against
me and I would like
to know who the
alligators are!

Text messages - 01 / 06 / 09

Life is good
when somebody
remembers.
Life is
uplifting
when someone
is always there.
Life is great
when someone
would protect
you and suffer.
Cherish life
because Someone
always cares.

———-

It’s not d
presence of
someone dat
brings meaning
2 Life. But d
way Someone
touches ur
HEART gives
LIFE a Beautiful
Meaning.

Text messages - 01 / 05 / 09

Laughing s gud
4 ur health:

Ur heart:
-laughng lowers
ur blood pressure
wyl increasng d
amount of oxygen
caried in ur blood

Ur lungs:
-a dip belly laugh
s lyk an internal
aerobic workout,
helpng u breathe
effciently.

Ur anxiety level:
-laughng lower
levels of stress
hormone cortisol,
reducng tension

so tek tym 2
laugh evn at d
corniest joke..

stay hapi;-)

———-

IF U DON’T SMOKE

1) ur risk of geting
Lung Cancer &
Heart Attack
wil go right down.

2) ur smoker’s cough
wil disappear.

3) u wil hav more
energy.

4) u wil no longer
harm the health of
ur love one’s.

5) u wil save money.

Text messages - 01 / 04 / 09

May God giv u a
caring heart so
that u cn become
 a whole person,
not just gifted
with intellect
dat cn understand,
but with heart dat
truly cares n loves.

———-

Happy moments
- praise God.
Difficult moments
- seek God.
Busy moments
- bless God.
Quiet moments
- worship God.
Waiting moments
- trust God.
Painful moments
- touch God.
Lovely moments
- thank God.

Text messages - 01 / 03 /09

Simula ng ‘09,

ilagay natin ang
litrato ng ating
asawa sa pitaka,
upang pag may
dumating na
problema, atin
itong titigan at
sambitin. . .
KUNG ITO NGA
NAKAYANAN KO
yung ibang
problema pa!
D ba tama?
Hehehe …
joke joke joke

———-

A man found
a genie who
granted him
3 wishes.

Genie was told
to provide all
things he lacked.

Genie found that
he had no food,
so he gave him a
RESTAURANT.

Genie saw that he
had no money,
so he was given
a BANK.

Genie then noticed
that he had no
problem…

Genie gave him
a WIFE.

gOOdDaY….