Text messages - December 2, 2008

I thank God
I’m rich not
with money but
with people
like you. I
may not have
the most
expensive
things but
I’ve got a
most precious
gem… a friend
like you.

———-

I won’t promise
to be your friend
forever, coz I
won’t live that
long. But let me
be your friend as
long as I live.

———-

If all my
friends were
to jump off
a bridge, I
wouldn’t jump
with them;
I’d be at the
bottom to
catch them.

Text messages - December 1, 2008

boy: may aaminin
ako sayo.

girl: ano?

boy: mahal kita!

boy: bkit d kna rply?

boy: ppkamatay ako!

boy: hawak ko na
kutsilyo.. isasaksak
ko na!

(npatay c boy)

girl: na CR ako. sori
po. mahal dn kita!

girl: eow! stil der?

lesson: isama ang phone
sa CR. hehe..

———-

2 pipi nag uusap:

pipi 1:

pipi 2:

pipi 1:

pip 2:

Nakakalungkot
nagaaway sila..
sayang yung
friendship..

———-

AMO: Inday
sagutin mo
nga yung
telepono..

INDAY: Ma’am
di naman po
nag ri-ring eh..

AMO: Ano ka ba
inday! Wala ka
talagang kusa,
IINTAYIN MO PA
BANG MAG-RING
bago mo sagutin??

Text messages - November 30, 2008

God said
“Build a
better world.”
I said,
“How? The world
is such a
complicated,
cold dark place
and there is
nothing I can do.”
God said
“Just build
a better you.”

———-

Mornings are
reminders that
God loves you!
You’re not just
given another
day to enjoy
but a chance
to right the
wrong of
yesterday.

———-

We are always
excited whenever
we hear our text
tone beeps. What
more would God
feel if we can
also send Him
text messages
thru our prayers;
free of charge?

Text messages - November 29, 2008

You brighten
my day, di ka
naman araw.
You light up
my life, di ka
naman ilaw.
You make me
smile, di ka
naman bulalakaw.
You warm my
heart, di ka
naman sabaw.
Friend kita,
yan malinaw!

———-

Some friends
are remembered
because of
their smile.
Some friends
are remembered
because of
their style.
But you
are remembered
because you
are so nice
to remember.
Take care.

———-

I admit I’ll
never be the
perfect friend.
I’ll never be
there always.
I may not make
you smile at
times but there
is one thing I
admit I could do.
To be the person
I could be for you.

Text messages - November 28, 2008

watevr
gives u
laughter..

do
it
m0re
often,

cz it
wil bring..

lightness
2 ur heart,

energy
2ur body

& w0ndrs
2ur soul.

alwys b hapi!!!
hehe.. (^~^)..

———-

Happiness
keeps u sweet,

trials
keep u str0ng,

s0rr0w
keeps u human,

failures
keep u humble,

success
keeps u gl0wing,
but only God
keeps u going!

Gud am

———-

Sunrise makes our
mornings beautiful
but the words of
God strengthen us
and make our lives
more meaningful.
Smile & enjoy life!

Text messages - November 27, 2008

Caloy: Tay ,di ba
sabi mo bibigyan
mo ko ng P100 pag
pumasa ako sa Math?

Tatay: Oo. Bakit,
pumasa ka ba?

Caloy: Gud news,
tay! Di ka na
gagastos ng P100.
 
———-

Kano (trying to
speak Tagalog):
Meg-kanow isang
kilow mang-gow?

Tindero: One way.

Kano : Meg-kanow?

Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.

Kano : Aynowng ibig
sabeyhin ng one way?

Tindero: Isang daan.
Understang?!

———-

Customer : waiter!
bakit ang tagal ng
order ko? Ilan ba
ang cook nyo dito?

Waiter : ay, sir,
wala pu kame cuk
dito. pipse lang po!
 

Text messages - November 26, 2008

I don’t regret
the things I
have done and
the things I
didn’t do.
For somewhere
along the way I
must have done
something right
coz I ended up
with a friend
like you.

———-

I may have
forgotten to
say that I care.
I may have
failed to open
up and share,
but though no
words have been
spoken, my
promise of
friendship won’t
be broken.

———-

I always thought
loving someone is
the greatest
feeling, but I
realized that
loving a friend
is even better.
We lose people
we love, but
we never lose
true friends.

Text messages - November 25, 2008

Erap: Honey,
nagpintura ako
ng banyo.

Loi: Bakit dalawa
ang suot mong jacket,
ang init, init!!!

Erap: Sabi kasi sa
label, for best results
put on 2 coats.

———-

Erap: Kalokohan!
Di ako naniniwala!
Walang taong ganun
kataba!

Loi: San ang
balitang yan?

Erap: Dito sa dyaryo.
Sabi; “British tourist
lost 2000 pounds.

———-

MANNY PAKYAW
Reporter: Manny,
anong bill ang
gagawin mo kapag
congressman ka na?

Manny: Ano’ng bill?
yung tomotonog
pagkatapos ng bawat
round sa bukseng?

Text messages - November 24, 2008

Friends are like
mangoes…
you’ll never know
which is sweet and
which is not.
Well I’m lucky coz
I was able to find
the sweetest mango
in you!

———-

If you open
my heart,
guess what
you are
gonna see?
It’s you.
True friends
are hard to
find so I
kept you.

———-

If one day
you feel
like crying,
call me.
I can’t
promise to
make you laugh,
but I’m willing
to cry with you.

Text messages - November 23, 2008

I’ve known you
before you knew me.
I tried to get your
attention, but
you’re so busy.
I want you to give
all and make you

mine. I proved my
love when I gave
you my life.
[JESUS]

———-

Never a weakness
that He can’t fill.
Never a sickness
that He can’t heal.
Never a sorrow that
He doesn’t share.
Moment by moment-
you are under
Jesus care.

———-

May the love of
God always shine
in your life,
as you become a
light for others.
Have a pleasant day.
God bless.

Text messages - November 22, 2008

MMDA (with pen and
ticket to a traffic
violator): Name?

Foreigner Driver:
Wilhelm Von Corgrinski
Papakovitz.

MMDA: Ahhh okay…
(sabay tago ticket)…
Next time be careful,
ok?

———-

BF: Sunduin kita
mamaya ha. Bubusina
na lang ako pag nasa
harap nako ng bahay nyo.

GF: Cge. Anong sasakyan
ang dala mo?

BF: Wala. Busina lang…

———-

Always remember,
when SHE cancels
a date, she HAS TO.
But….when HE
cancels a date……
He HAS TWO.

Text messages - November 21, 2008

Care is the main
ingredient that
keeps true
friendships alive
despite separation,
distance and time.
Care sustains love.
Since I can’t see
you, let my care be
with you, friend!

———-

Friends are gifts
wrapped in ribbons
of thoughtfulness
and trimmed with
kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay
not just for a day,
but for life. Thanks!

———-

A man should keep
his friends in a
constant repair.
The difficulty is
not so great to
die for a friend,
as to find a friend
worth dying for.

Text messages - November 20, 2008

Smile!
It will make you
look better.

Pray,
it will keep you
strong.

Love,
it will make you
enjoy life.

———-

When you encounter
problems in life,
don’t ask God to
take them away.
Ask Him to show
His purpose.
Ask ways how to
live a day
searching His
purpose for you.

———-

Live life with a
joyful heart and
keep your spirit
young and free!
Stay true and firm
to Jesus Christ!
And be the best
that you can be!
Take care!

Text messages - November 19, 2008

anong kaibihan ng
“difference” at
“differences”

ang lalaking anak ng
hari ay “difference”

ang babae naman ay
“differences”

———-

Tatay: anak bili ka
naman ng softdrinks

Anak: coke o sprite?

Tatay:coke

Anak: regular o diet?

Tatay: regular!

Anak: in can o hindi?

Tatay: leche ka
hahampasin kita
dyan eh…!!!!!

Anak: walis o tsinelas?

Tatay: tsinelas, lintek
ano ba bibili ka ba?

Anak:opo

Tatay: e di bumili ka na!!

Anak: ano bibilihin ko?

———-

Boy: Nay may ulam ba?

Nanay: Tignan mo na
lang dyan sa ref.

Boy: Eh wala naman
tayong ref, di ba?

Nanay: O, e di wala
tayong ulam.
Konting common sense
naman dyan!

Text messages - November 18, 2008

Let
prayer
be
the
key
to
open
and
close
your
day.

———-

God answers prayers -

YES: He gives you
what you want;

NO: He gives you
something better;

WAIT: He gives you
His best in His time…

———-

Prayer seeks
for wisdom,
not simply answers.
It looks for courage,
not simply help.
It seeks for the
gift of persistence,
not only quick
solutions.

God bless you.

Text messages - November 17, 2008

There is a
golden bridge
called friendship
that spans the
river of time and
links out hearts
together even if
we walks separate
roads of life.

———-

If friends were
flowers surely
I would not pick
you! I’d let you
grow in the garden
and cultivate you
with love and care
so I can keep you
forever.

———-

One tree
can start
a forest,
one smile
can start
a friendship.
One touch
can show
you care,
one friend
can make
life worth
living for.

Text messages - November 16, 2008

No mater how softly
you whisper a prayer,
God surely listens,
understands and knows
the hopes and fears
you keep in your
heart. For when you
trust in His love,
miracles happen!

———-

Before you
start your day,
have a quiet
time with the Lord.
Commit to the Lord
Jesus whatever you
do and your plans
will succeed,
each in his own time.

———-

God planted a seed of
faith in our hearts,
so all we had to do is
water it with prayers,
fertilize it with words
of God and cultivate
it with lots of love.

Text messages - November 15, 2008

Life is like music.
It has high notes
and low notes.
No mater how high
or low your notes
may be, keep in
tune with God and
you’ll never go out
of tune in the music
of life.

———-

“A sense of purpose
is the best driving
force to live…
when u have a
reason to live, u
will never have a
reason to quit”…
God be ur strength!
JESUS LoVeS U!

———-

The new life I
have is a life
lived by Jesus;
At the right hand
of God, He directs
my path.

Text messages - November 14, 2008

When you’re down,
I’ll be there to
cheer you up.
When you’re tired,
I’ll be there to
lift you up.
I’ll be your friend
no matter what!

———-

Each day God
sends His angels
to guide us.
We don’t expect
to see them with
wings, or with
halo flying above
their heads.
Instead, they come
in disguise and
we call them
friends. Thank you
for being an angel
to me!

———-

I thank the Lord
for the gift of
friendship where
I can be myself
and be accepted
as I am and for
finding a home
in the heart of
a friend.

Text message - November 13, 2008

 ,=;;=,,
c( ‘ ; ‘  b
 >”)(”<
,(_/_’._)_
I hOpe…
u had a
restful
sleep
& filled w/
energy
today
to receive
God’s
grace
and
blessings…
Good morning!

———-

A short prayer to start
the day: “Lord, as I put
my hope in you, give me
the wisdom to know
when to hold on, when
to let go, and when to
move on. In humility I
offer you all my
thoughts, all my words,
and all my deeds today.
Amen!a

———-

Wherever you go,
whatever you do,
no matter how far
or how long,
Jesus Christ will
always be there
for you.

Text message - November 12, 2008

“To wake up each
mornìng feeling at
peace, happy & strong
is a blessing from
G0D more precious
than wealth.”

Praise God for another
beautiful day!

———-

G0D
made
the
night
4 us
2 rest
0ur tired
b0dy,
2 talk
w/
him
al0ne,
And
2 prepare
0ur selves
4 2m0rr0w.
hav
a
preci0us
evening
&
a
w0nderful
dream.. GudAM

———-

never tell urself,
“I am tired!”..
coz the more you
accept that thought,
the more exhausted
you’ll become..
Life is a matter
of perspective,
either you complain
bc0z roses have thorn
 or you rejoice bc0z
thorns have roses..
It all depends on how
you look at it..Ü

Text messages - November 11, 2008

Each time the world
needs an extra touch of
love and gentle caring,
GOD creates special
people!

Thank you for being one!

May GOD keep you safe &
happy always!

———-

How long shall
we be friends?
Do you want a clue?
As long as stars
twinkle in the sky,
till the water runs
dry and till the day
I die. We will be
friends.

———-

Keep me as a friend
and I will keep you
in my heart and lock
it up. I’ll throw
away the key so that
no one can take you
away from me.

Text messages - November 10, 2008

GoD cR8d
tuRtLes 2
rMnd me 2
sLoW dwN..

aNts 2
rMnd
me 2Luk
uP n pRay..

& He
cr8d
u 2
rMnd me

hw byUtfuL & hndsme

ppoLcn b!

———-

New
dAy,
nEw
bLesSingS.
don’t
lEt
yeStErdAyS
fAiLurEs
ruin
d beAuTy
of
2dAy.
cOz
eAch dAy
hAs
its 0wn
pr0mise
0f
L0ve,
f0rgivenesS,
j0y
&
sUcCesS.
Gud am!   

———-

We go thru life thinkin’
we need sum1 else 2
make us hapi..

But we’r wr0ng

hapines is our job,

we juz nid sum1 else to
share it wth..=)good am

Text messages - November 9, 2008

iF God
aNsWrs
Ur
pRaYr,
He s
iNcReAsng
uR
FaiTh..
iF
He
deLaYs,
He’s
inCrEasng
Ur PaTiEnCe,
iF
He
doSnt
aNsWr,
He’s
pRePaRng
d
bEsT

FoR yOu..:-)
gud am.,..

———-

What’s the fastest
thing on earth?
Bullet? Nah…
Sound? Not quite.
Light? Almost.
Answer: Prayer.
Because it reaches
Heaven even before
you can say it.
Have a nice day.

———-

Morning Prayer:
I’ll walk this day
in faith dear Lord.
No foe, no storm
I’ll fear. Trusting
in your precious
word, I’m safe for
You are near.

Text messages - November 8, 2008

What are the
differences
between a peso
and a friend?
A peso is easy
to earn, a friend
is hard to find.
A peso loses its
value, a friend
increases its worth.
I don’t have a peso
but I have you!

———-

Do you ever recall
the first day we met?
Our first hello?
The day we became
friends? Well,
I do and I will
always remember.
For that very day,
I knew I’d cherish you.

———-

Friends are like the
walls of a house.
Sometimes they
hold you up,
sometimes you
lean on them.
But sometimes,
it’s enough to
know they’re just
standing by.

Text messages - November 7, 2008

Sa isang malayong
kaharian, may ubod
ng gwapong  prinsipe
na mahilig magText.

isang araw nalowbat
ang cp nya.

i22loy q mamaya ang
kwen2 ha?

charge lang ako

———-

Quick gender test:
ARE YOU MALE or FEMALE?
To find out the answer,
look down…

Look down, not scroll
down! hehehe!!:-D

———-

ERAP: (nag-e-exercise)
1 2 3 4 … Amen!
5 6 7 8 …. Amen!
8 7 6 5 …. Amen!
4 3 2 1 …. Amen!

JINGGOY: Dad, bakit may
pa-amen amen ka pa
jan?

ERAP: Kasi sabi ng
doktor ko….
“EXERCISE RELIGIOUSLY” !
c”,)

Text messages - November 5, 2008

A friend is sweet
when it is new.
And it is sweeter
when it is true.
But you know what?
It is sweetest
when it is you.

———-

Fifty years
from now,
I’d be so
old I might
forget you.
I might not
remember ever
knowing you,
or might forget
I once cared
for you.
I might…
but I won’t.

———-

What is a friend?
He looks out for you,
inspires you,
laughs with you,
cries with you,
understands you,
guides you and
walks with you.
That’s what a
friend is…you.

Text messages - November 4, 2008

One missed call,
no one answered.
Missed 1: Jesus.
But He will never
stop calling,
no matter how many
times you missed
His calls…
till you hea
 and answer.
Jesus Loves You.

———-

I love you
and I miss you.
If you have time,
can you please
talk to me before
working. Always
remember Me whether
in good or bad times,
okay. Sender: Jesus.

———-

The loveliest day
comes when you wake
up one morning and
discover the truth
that love still
colors our world.
How lovely to be
loved by Jesus.
Good morning!

Text messages - October 30, 2008

Friendship is
a gift that is
fair in all things.
It roots from one’s
heart and involves
memories that stay
not for a while but
for a lifetime.

———-

A friend is
a push
when you have
stopped,
a chat when
you are lonely,
a guide when
you are searching,
a smile
when you are sad,
a song
when you are glad.

———-

Someday you
may lose
your hair,
your teeth,
your looks,
or even
your memory.
But there’s
something you
won’t lose.
Me,
coz I’ll
always be
your friend.

Text messages - October 29, 2008

Jesus asked me how
much I love Him
so I spread my arms
and said “This much”.
I asked God how much
He loves me.
He spread his arms
and said “This is
how I died for you.”

———-

Jesus Christ
died for me,
And now
I live
for Him;
To Heaven
He ascended,
my place
to prepare.

———-

I died with Jesus
And with Him was
buried; Yet raised
from the dead,
with a new life
to live.